Places where you shouldn't fuck or conduct legitimate business transactions

Inside a large corpse.

Anywhere near magma.

Inside the trunk of a broken down car that's parked near an abandoned nuclear power plant.

Under a fat man's bed.

Next to several tons of spoiled otter meat.

In the cafeteria of a rundown circus.

In Tom Selleck's pantry.

In close proximity of a group of deranged men.

Buried under a collapsed building.