These are some names and ideas for businesses that I plan to open one day. The fact that I have never been outside before has no bearing on my abilities to run a business. You naysayers can keep your opinions to yourselves, especially if these are in reference to my inability to open doors (or close them).
Ted's Coin Laundry and Community College
I Wouldn't Eat That If I Were You - 24 Hour Diner
Dr. Steven's Office of Psychiatry and Shoe Repairs
Peter's School for Professional Clowns and Bulimic Pilots
Jackson's Pizzeria and Cancer Removal
Racism for Everyone (No Nicaraguans Allowed)
Dr. Hammerstein's Dentist's Office for Disgruntled Lesbians
Jenny's Daycare and Radioactive Refuse Storage
Lee's Chinese Restaurant and Petting Zoo
The Lower East Side Museum of Famous Corpse Fuckers (Now located in the Upper West Side)
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
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